By A. Scott WaltonThis “earth-shattering” exclusive that GQ magazine has with the woman who broke up John Edwards’ marriage is full of … clichés.
The worst of them is the unflattering choice of jewelry Rielle Hunter wears in photos for the April issue’s feature story.
A pearl necklace? Really? Hunter might as well have worn a replica of Monica Lewinsky’s “stained” blue dress!
Don’t believe the heifer’s professions of regret about the suggestive photos she willingly posed for. This self-proclaimed ‘free thinker’ – who admittedly slept with the former U.S. Presidential candidate just hours after they first met, and subsequently made a campaign trail sex tape with him - has no shame.
The article (written by Lisa DePaulo, with photos by Mark Seliger) is laboriously long, and raises more questions than it answers. For instance: what’s that animal print on the panties Hunter flashes not-so-demurely? Leopard? Cheetah? Skank?
My trusted source at Barnes & Noble says GQ's April issue featuring Hunter won’t reach local newsstands for at least a week or two. But you can read the entire article HERE, if you’ve got the time to waste.
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OK, I dont get it. "Unflattering choice of jewelry?" What difference does it make? Is there supposed to be a better choice of jewelry she should have selected for this expose? Help me to understand because I am not well versed or knowledgeable on appropriate jewelry. To be very honest, the picture really doesnt look bad. However, a more appropriate picture would be her bent over with a tatoo reading "I am a mistress and a - - -." I think she has balls bigger than mine to even take a photo shot, period. These "girls" along with some of Tiger's just dont get it when it comes to their 15 min of fame. They all are saying, at least those who came forward, that I want to be known as a home wrecker and a mistress. So sorry my man, just dont see where her choice of jewelry is an issue here.
DE, thanks again for weighing in.
Maybe I was being too subtle, but there's a sexual connotation to wearing "a pearl necklace" that has been exposed in rock music lyrics as well as popular literature for many years. I thought everyone was "in" on that joke.
Ooops! My bad. Just a little slow on the "in" jokes. I am sure to research and become well versed on this rock and roll message. Just in case there are others as dumb as me, can you give us a clue on who the rockers are who sang the lyrics?
ZZ TOP....remember the guys with the extra long birds and blues brothers sunglasses?
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