Ho-Ho-Holy Moly! W Hotel Wraps Up Xmas Early

In the mood to play “Dirty Santa”?
Want to find out how popular that “Scrooge” character who’s breaking box office records truly is?
Then go ahead, with your bad self, and show up at someone’s doorstep with the naughtiest gift of all this Christmas.
Namely: nothing.
And then blame yourself, from that day forward, for the proverbial lumps of coal that karma hurls upside your head.
If you’re smart, you’ll take the easy way out.
(And, no, we don’t mean that gangsta George Bailey route _ jumping off a bridge on Christmas eve. It’s a wonderful life, after all, even if you’re universally despised.)
Let someone else do the shopping for you. ("Pole Dancer" cuff links from The Store at the W Midtown Hotel)

. The Store in the lobby of the W Midtown hotel works wonders with its new array of “Global Glam” items “inspired by
> luxe locales from South Beach to Santiago”.
Gift items range from $10 (for a set of 52 playing cards that teach you how to cuss in six languages) to $375 for a “vegan” travel bag with enough pockets to tote all your techie necessities safely through customs.
Opulent gift items for women ($57-$300) include cashmere pillows, metallic mini-skirts and emerald earrings. ("Gangsta Rap Coloring Book" from The Store at the W Midtown Hotel)

Walk-in shoppers are welcome. And The Store at the W offers that added convenience of in-room delivery to visiting guests.
The Store may only be the size of a service elevator shaft. But it guarantees good things in small packages. (Silver-plated "Spin the Bottle" set from The Store at the W Midtown Hotel)