John Rocker Rules Out A Comeback

Former Brave John Rocker (left) with Jennifer Wolff

Everyone knew going into the grand opening of the new H Fitness studio in Buckhead Friday night that flesh would be pushed to the forefront of the evening’s agenda.
After all, a fashion show featuring Atlanta “skimwear” designer Vanessa Vinci’s creations was highlighted on the invitation.









A backless Vanessa Vinci design


And the raven-haired Ms. Vinci certainly delivered: with her own saucy, stark white get-up and the outfits her sinewy assortment of models strutted on a river rock runway.










Designer Vanessa Vinci


H Fitness owner Hansel “Baby Hulk” Little emceed the show wearing a patchwork leather tank top. Most ladies in attendance actually outdid him in the “barely there” apparel department.






Fitness model Michele Eisenlohr Ibelow left) with H. Fitness owner Hansel Little



But the most glaring, baring moment of all came from the former Atlanta Braves pitcher, John Rocker, who showed exactly why his exit from the national pastime is permanent.
Rocker, a hulking specimen with veined biceps the size of a healthy man’s thighs, said he’d come to H Fitness’s bash because his extremely taut girlfriend, Jennifer Wolff, trains there.
Moments later, and without much prodding, Rocker lifted the left sleeve of the V-neck tee the ladies were pawing at to reveal a nine-inch (collar bone to armpit) scar with a rainbow of hash marks around it.




A Vanessa Vinci jersey dress

“I’ve got too many (surgical) zippers. Too many operations. Too many procedures. I’ve lost my desire to pitch,” Rocker said.
The most controversial pitcher in Braves history said he’s focusing now on real estate development and Mexican restaurant franchises while still calling Dunwoody home.




A Vanessa Vinci skirted bikini

Vinci, meanwhile, said her ($250-$1,000) summer collection was dedicated to ladies who seek, "comfort, and clothes that travel well."
"My girls need to transition from upscale to casual in a heartbeat. This collection lets them them do just that."


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